- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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