What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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I am very humble.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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