When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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