Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

An orphan falls off a cliff.

._____________________. Whale!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Gus's mom

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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