- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

._____________________. Whale!

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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