- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Take wrong turns

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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