- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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