An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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