y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Anti Joke

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