- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Invisible Children Foundation.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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