- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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