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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Whats 1+1? The answer!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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