Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Not a joke.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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