A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

here's a joke... the american education society

Hi, my name is Jake.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Justin with a hat.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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