- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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