- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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