Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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