- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

all the kids had fun

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A paralysed man falls over.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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