What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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