I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Ehh

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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