DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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hi michael

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I am dyslexic

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