Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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