Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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