- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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