What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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this is stupid .... yep

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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