- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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