- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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