what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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