- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

knock knock come in !

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

I was watching Fox news.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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