- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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