- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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