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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Link ate ink to make him sink.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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