What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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all the kids had fun

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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