- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Connor is homo

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

How old are you? 7

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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