Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Will nearis is here! Get it

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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