Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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