- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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