- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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