Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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