Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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