roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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