A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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