Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Bitch

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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