CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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