Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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