- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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