- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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