I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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anal seepage

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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