So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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BOTTOM!!!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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