If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Women's Rights

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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